Busy Nothings
10. I have an abnormal fear of birds flying over my head and pooping.
9. I can’t stand the color pink. As a child I hated that it was the main color choice for girls’ clothes.
8. I think that reality TV is the catalyst for the fall of our American culture.
7. I want to spend summers on Prince Edward Island.
6. At the age of 13, I secretly wanted a shirt that read, “Donna Martin Graduates!”
5.
I would love it if I had nothing better to do than drive around the
country in a giant RV with Bart and Lucy, visiting new, historical, and
interesting places.
4. I never mix anything with fruit, except for Strawberries and Cool Whip.
3. I like to confuse telemarketers by speaking in broken Spanish.
2. I have an allergy to shellfish, which sucks because I think it’s GREAT!
1. I would rather watch an old, wonderful Black and White movie any day than the crap that is produced today.
